okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
guys this bed is amazing
because half of it matches Mary’s PJs
and the other half seems to be made of John’s Jumper
I DON’T SPEAK BRITISH! WHAT IS A JUMPER?! I have been puzzling over this for a week.
JUMPER = SWEATER
PANTS = UNDERWEAR
VEST = TANK TOP
TROUSERS = PANTS
NOW YOU SPEAK BRITISH
this is the best